* Here’s my corrected version
my cat is a happy little fucker
no one else in his family is a cat
we are all human except for him
he is included in most things
but doesn’t really give a shit
when he wants to play
and be loved
he looks from far away with excitement
and waits for us to go cater to him
he says hello i am a cat and you are my minion
what is that / why is it not mine / i’ll pee on it and then you can use your time serving me instead
can i have some different food again sooner rather than later this super expensive one you got me is shit
do you want to play with my toys? no
i don’t really like you
i don’t know you
i am perfect
i am great
bow before me, slave
no you come to me
(Source: spencermadsen, via wretcheddisease)
